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"Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna smoke it!"

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
LOLZ WWF CIRCA 2000 D-GENERATION X, X-PAC AND THE LOVELY DX TORI PILLZLOL
 
:eggs:
 
"lovely"?
 
Well we see where that attitude got them...
 
I always prefered "Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower."
 
I always preferred "your ass is..." and then throwing a punch. They never expect you to start fighting halfway thru a sentence and its a nice advantage. They act like that's somehow breaking the rules lol...
 
The shock and awe approach.
 
I always prefered SHOOTING CUM IN THEIR EYES
 
My eye swelled up one time for that.

True story.
 
Especially DX Tori's eyes.
 
NEVER
 
Oh, she was fit, you know it, I KNOW IT, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE KNOW IT, SEE BOB DOLE WASN'T BORN WITH THE SILVER SPOON IN HIS MOUTH LIKE GEORGE BUSH, BOB DOLE DIDN'T HAVE THE MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE FOR GRADUATION, AND THE DEBUTANE ON HIS ARM AT THE PROM

OMFG DAN AYKROYD FLASHBACK!!!
 
id fuck tori... then kill her and bury her under my bedroom window...

...:rip:
 
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