By way of introduction

[Kitty]

I'd like to reply, but I'm clearly not viewing this thread anymore. In fact, this post doesn't really exist. You should get your meds adjusted.

Pardon me. To interject-Im no pro but I'm not sure you can make something intentional after the fact. Can we have an intentional unintended side effect? Just saying..

But hey, let's ask Serak. He likes logic.

People claim whatever they want after the fact. Not exclusive to TK. The truth of a story is only what you can convince others to what has happened.

This thread turned from funny to narcoleptic mess will after the fact be claimed is 'all part of the plan blah blah' as it's already shaping up to be.

What do I know anyway? NOTHING
Yes, let's ask Sarek.

 

[Donovan]

Please tell me that schtick will get old even for you, eventually?
Serious. It was only potentially funny the first time.

Eventually it may stop being funny. But as long as it annoys you...probably not. Ha Ha, foam knight! See? Still hilarious!

Dude... if you want to know why I'm only here sporadically look that shit up.
I'm not going over it again.

"Sporadic: the level of activity usually required to grow moss on the walls, i.e. the Haha Foam Knight home board where all four HaHa foam knights hang out and smite one another through the internet." I got this from Nerdboardpedia, hope it helps. Since your original directive wasn't exactly clear, I also looked up "Shit." Wouldn't you know the definition was pretty much identical, right down to referencing your stupid little nerd guild?

And while you're at it send over somebody with a sense of humor, a modicum of wit, a splash of style and at least the slightest hint of intelligence.

Dude (I feel like I can call you dude, we've been through so much together) stop begging for traffic to your nerd board. It's unseemly for a foam knight to cry and beg.

Ya know, someone not like you.

When I crack jokes, the people present are myself, the people who are the butt of the joke, and the people laughing at the butt of the joke. If you are not amused, guess which one you are?

Fucking amatuer.

How can I improve on this? Comedy gold, foam knight, comedy gold.

 

[VITRIOL]

"Sporadic: the level of activity usually required to grow moss on the walls, i.e. the Haha Foam Knight home board where all four HaHa foam knights hang out and smite one another through the internet." I got this from Nerdboardpedia, hope it helps. Since your original directive wasn't exactly clear, I also looked up "Shit." Wouldn't you know the definition was pretty much identical, right down to referencing your stupid little nerd guild?

While still reeking of repetition fail, at least the above shows a bit more willing than any of the other responses I've gotten in this godsforsaken 'tard academy.

Aren't you supposed to only post banal bullshit when responding to my articles? Careful... you might lose the plot and accidentally amuse me.

Dude (I feel like I can call you dude, we've been through so much together) stop begging for traffic to your nerd board. It's unseemly for a foam knight to cry and beg.

roflcopterlollerskates!

The last thing I want is you pencewits dragging down the aggregate IQ of my home board.
For that we already have people like JimKirk and SwampHound.

Hey, speaking of JimKirk... should I attempt to steer him this way?
As you can see from his username he'd be a perfect fit for this place.
No really, you can have him. Please?

When I crack jokes, the people present are myself, the people who are the butt of the joke, and the people laughing at the butt of the joke. If you are not amused, guess which one you are?

The one who only laughs at funny jokes.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Hey, CeeJay. Got some fresh meat for ya here. Looks like some foam knights need a taste of "dat pimpin'"

 

[VITRIOL]

Hey, CeeJay. Got some fresh meat for ya here. Looks like some foam knights need a taste of "dat pimpin'"

Puleeze.
I'll ruin his flava and clown him back to his momma's house.

Oh wait... he has left it hasn't he?
One shouldn't presume too much these days.

 

[Donovan]

Puleeze.
I'll ruin his flava and clown him back to his momma's house.

Oh wait... he has left it hasn't he?
One shouldn't presume too much these days.

Yeah right, like you could take CeeJay. Easily one of our most erudite, witty and prolific posters, the guy would flame you out of existence. You should go up to "Speak Freely" and call him out, he belongs to an outfit similar to yours in scope and size called New Age Posting, and it is about as well respected as any faction on this board. You take down NAP, you will have our respect.

But I ain't holding my breath...

 

[Riotgear]

Yeah right, like you could take CeeJay. Easily one of our most erudite, witty and prolific posters, the guy would flame you out of existence. You should go up to "Speak Freely" and call him out, he belongs to an outfit similar to yours in scope and size called New Age Posting, and it is about as well respected as any faction on this board. You take down NAP, you will have our respect.

But I ain't holding my breath...

Roadtrip

 

[VITRIOL]

Yeah right, like you could take CeeJay. Easily one of our most erudite, witty and prolific posters, the guy would flame you out of existence.

About time then, wouldn't you say?
Open the cage in which you have this gimp chained and point him in the right direction.

You should go up to "Speak Freely" and call him out

*ahem*
Check the locale of this thread.
Should I presume he'll soon be aware you're requesting his services or is he so thick it takes lumber to skull to get his attention?

he belongs to an outfit similar to yours in scope and size called New Age Posting, and it is about as well respected as any faction on this board. You take down NAP, you will have our respect.

I already have all the respect I care about, thanks anyway.
But if you want to bring in a ringer to try and kick the TK half of this thread out of the rut it's fallen into then I certainly would be appreciative.

But I ain't holding my breath...

Yeah. I know.
/surreptitiously daubing Vick's Vapor Rub under my nostrils

 

[Donovan]

Find him yourself, ya lazy twat. Fucking foam knight trying to get other people to do his legwork for him...

 

[VITRIOL]

Find him yourself, ya lazy twat. Fucking foam knight trying to get other people to do his legwork for him...

It started with a /ping from one of your own:

Hey, CeeJay. Got some fresh meat for ya here. Looks like some foam knights need a taste of "dat pimpin'"

Then you suggested I "go to" a subforum in which this thread already resides.

Now it's time to play hide-n-seek?
For fuck's sake.

Having to go fetch this alleged badass and lead him here myself isn't what I'd call an auspicious beginning, I must say.

 

[Donovan]

It started with a /ping from one of your own:


Then you suggested I "go to" a subforum in which this thread already resides.

Now it's time to play hide-n-seek?
For fuck's sake.

Having to go fetch this alleged badass and lead him here myself isn't what I'd call an auspicious beginning, I must say.

Actually it started with you and your rubber sword pals running around yelling that you want to fight somebody or smite yon varlet or whatever the fuck it is you clowns do for fun. The fact that we didn't all rush over to your power ranger sanctuary, the fact that we are not giving your haha foam knights their proper respect as fake warriors, the fact that I didn't even bother to check where you posted this "look at me I'm new here and I am not a nerd despite all appearances to the contrary" thread: All of these things should tell you something. Here is the joke, way up here:












And here is your stupid ass, way down here. And until you prove otherwise, like your pal riotgear did, the subject of ridicule is pretty much all you are.

You want to find CeeJay, it ain't that hard to do. Roll around on the ground and act like a watermelon, that oughtta do it.

 

[WillsZenith]

Sounds like something a limey would say.
You know I can't abide limeys.

ah bless bow to the master race, in our country we had real knghts.... you know not off the peg from toyr us nerf knights...


keep rising sweetheart, at least riotgear shows some potential, im guessing theres a lot of angst ridden teenagers in camelot these days....

they wouldnt let you wear the costume to the end of term dance eh? if only those jocks knew you were a fourth level commander of the sacred chalice of cothran...


idiot.

 

[jack]

Puleeze.
I'll ruin his flava and clown him back to his momma's house.

Oh wait... he has left it hasn't he?
One shouldn't presume too much these days.

JESUS CHRIST, but you're thick.

You need to PRAY.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

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[Donovan]

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[VITRIOL]

Actually it started with */snip*

Yadda Yadda same ol' same ol'.

Okay, I got that you're dull little bastards long ago but I was hoping I could jump-start some spirit, or find at least one of you anal-retentive ROVACON rejects that has a rudimentary capacity for fun that doesn't involve polishing your buttplug collection.

Mea culpa for expecting too much.

You want to find CeeJay, it ain't that hard to do. Roll around on the ground and act like a watermelon, that oughtta do it.

Meh.
By now I can't help feeling certain I'll only once again be disappointed.

/shrugs and wanders off

 

[VITRIOL]

ah bless bow to the master race

Oh look, 'Gear. It wants me to believe it's a limey.
Think it'd get offended if I made a couple no chin or bad teeth jokes?

On the other hand... who'd care if it did, and why bother when since the death of Douglas Adams there hasn't been a single significant soul in that entire country of yobs and wig-wearing poofers?

 

[VITRIOL]

You need to PRAY.

Not my style, but you're welcome to pray for me if you like.
In fact, start with praying that the next time I visit a forum there are actually people there worth reading.

kthxbai

 

[Donovan]

Yadda Yadda same ol' same ol'.

Seinfeld ended over a decade ago. Tired joke is tired, let it rest.

Okay, I got that you're dull little bastards long ago but I was hoping I could jump-start some spirit, or find at least one of you anal-retentive ROVACON rejects that has a rudimentary capacity for fun that doesn't involve polishing your buttplug collection.

Translated: I really have no answer for the endless beatings I'm taking here, so I'll pretend I'm bored and throw in a sideways "fag" joke while I make a hasty retreat.

Mea culpa for expecting too much.

Conversely, we expected very little of you and you have not disappointed our expectations.

Meh.
By now I can't help feeling certain I'll only once again be disappointed.

I can't help feeling your parents, teachers and potential sex partners said these exact words many times before in your real life, and will do so again and again before you finally die a broken man. We all have a purpose in life, HaHa Foam Knight, Maybe your purpose is to serve as a warning to others!

/shrieks and runs away

FIXED!

 

[jack]

LOL he needs Mr Bubble!