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Your mom...

Donovan

Donovan

beer, I want beer
Is freaking hawt. I would totally marry her and you wouldn't even have to call me Dad.

S'all I'm sayin'.
 
You like old women?
 
Age is relative.
 
What she said.
 
You catch an accidental glimpse...and slip into a daydream. woooo. They ought not make women that fine, it's freaking distracting.
 
I say the same thing about your dad. Not what Mal said, what Dono said. I'm just kidding. No I'm not. Happy Mothers Day.
 
I had a thing for Tyne Daly.
 
I had a thing for Bea Arthur til I found out she smelt like tuna and cheese doused in cheap perfume.
 
Yub said:
Some don't. Some smell like old cabbage. Some smell like tuna and cheese drowned in cheap perfume. Some smell like urine.
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Where YOU been hanging out. Ewww.
 
When I'm old I'm totally gonna have nasty wrinkly sex every chance I get. Then I'll take pics and post them here.

No need to thank me all at once.

And that mom is still effing FINE. I checked again to be sure...
 
Donovan said:
Is freaking hawt. I would totally marry her and you wouldn't even have to call me Dad.

S'all I'm sayin'.
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So you haven't met my mom. Do me a favor and keep it down or she'll kill us all.
 
Mine looks a little like Janeway. No lie. A little.
 
I'd fuck Janeway.
 
EVERYONE ROUND TO BDMS MUMS HOUSE FOR A SEXY TIME.

BAGGSY I UNDO THE BUN
 
Riotgear said:
So you haven't met my mom. Do me a favor and keep it down or she'll kill us all.
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You act like this is a deterrent. Ever heard of Praying Mantis Syndrome? The sex is extra extra good if there is actual fear of dismemberment at the end...
 
I'm old enough to be "your mom", does that count Donovan? :yoohoo:
 
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