Your mom...

[Donovan]

Is freaking hawt. I would totally marry her and you wouldn't even have to call me Dad.

S'all I'm sayin'.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You like old women?

 

[eloisel]

Age is relative.

 

[Donovan]

What she said.

 

[Donovan]

You catch an accidental glimpse...and slip into a daydream. woooo. They ought not make women that fine, it's freaking distracting.

 

[Donovan]

You like old women?

I like 'em all. They smell purty.

 

[Yub]

You like old women?

I like 'em all. They smell purty.

Some don't. Some smell like old cabbage. Some smell like tuna and cheese drowned in cheap perfume. Some smell like urine.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Mine looks like Tyne Daly

 

[Mirah]

I say the same thing about your dad. Not what Mal said, what Dono said. I'm just kidding. No I'm not. Happy Mothers Day.

 

[headvoid]

I had a thing for Tyne Daly.

 

[Yub]

I had a thing for Bea Arthur til I found out she smelt like tuna and cheese doused in cheap perfume.

 

[Donovan]

Some don't. Some smell like old cabbage. Some smell like tuna and cheese drowned in cheap perfume. Some smell like urine.

Where YOU been hanging out. Ewww.

 

[Donovan]

When I'm old I'm totally gonna have nasty wrinkly sex every chance I get. Then I'll take pics and post them here.

No need to thank me all at once.

And that mom is still effing FINE. I checked again to be sure...

 

[Riotgear]

Is freaking hawt. I would totally marry her and you wouldn't even have to call me Dad.

S'all I'm sayin'.

So you haven't met my mom. Do me a favor and keep it down or she'll kill us all.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Mine looks a little like Janeway. No lie. A little.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd fuck Janeway.

 

[headvoid]

EVERYONE ROUND TO BDMS MUMS HOUSE FOR A SEXY TIME.

BAGGSY I UNDO THE BUN

 

[Donovan]

So you haven't met my mom. Do me a favor and keep it down or she'll kill us all.

You act like this is a deterrent. Ever heard of Praying Mantis Syndrome? The sex is extra extra good if there is actual fear of dismemberment at the end...

 

[Donovan]

Mine looks like Tyne Daly

big girls need love too.

 

[Cassie]

I'm old enough to be "your mom", does that count Donovan?