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WAKE THE FUCK UP TISI

FUCK COFFEE
 
That would burn, so no.
 
Hello Tisi, I hope you are IKEEPTHINKINGOFTAKINGTEQUILASHOTSOFFYOURTITS OK today. I'm feeling VAGINATITSOMGASSASSSEXSEXHARDCORESEX OK myself.
 
I don't trust people who don't drink coffee. Usually it means that they're either cokefiends or Jehovah's Witnesses.

Of the two, I prefer the cokeheads. It's easier to deprogram them.

VIVA JUAN VALDEZ!
 
I hardly ever drink coffee.
 
I don't trust people who don't drink coffee. Usually it means that they're either cokefiends or Jehovah's Witnesses.

Of the two, I prefer the cokeheads. It's easier to deprogram them.

VIVA JUAN VALDEZ!

That Pablo Escobar struck me as rather a cheeky & jovial chap, I must say.
 
HE REFUSED TO TEABAG EMINEM AT TEH MTV AWARSD THAT'S WHY BORAT ENDED UP DOING IT.
 
You don't trust me, Eggs? *sniffles*

And Hiya Gagh IVEPOUREDSALTINMYBELLBUTTONFORYOURTEQUILLASHOTSOFFMYBOOBS I'm so glad you're doing well.
 
I don't trust people who don't drink coffee. Usually it means that they're either cokefiends or Jehovah's Witnesses.

Of the two, I prefer the cokeheads. It's easier to deprogram them.

VIVA JUAN VALDEZ!

Jehovah's Witnesses drink coffee. You've got them confused with Mormons.
 
WELL THEY BOTH RING MY DOORBELL WAY TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING WANTING ME TO BOW TO THEIR GODS SO FUCK' EM BOTH!
 
Bam!
 
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