Prostitutes/Escorts/"Here is some money let me sex you"

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can't. I just can't.

 

[Cassie]

MAYBE YOU'RE JUST TOO HOMONORMATIVE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I dunno, I think other homos would jump at the chance.

BUT I'M SPEAKING IN HYPOTHETICALS HERE, IT COULD BE YOU OR HIM OR HER OR ANY HETEROIST IN THE ROOM AS WELL UH-HUH.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wouldn't sleep wtih a prostitute.

 

[Conchaga]

I've never ordered an escort, but it's very true about the websites. Just one more reason to love the internet. I remember seeing some rating sites as well. Guys tell you about their experiences and will refer you to the escort's page.

A friend of mine ordered an escort once. He said he regretted it. But, he didn't go into much detail as to why..

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Just like drugs, they should legalize it and tax it. I don't give a shit what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom.

 

[eloisel]

This is what I heard a prostitute say in a movie -

if he wants to tie you up, you say no.
if he wants you to tie him up, you do then steal what is in his wallet.

I don't have any experience with them personally, but, to me, sex workers equate to someone else's used underwear.

 

[Yub]

They have skids marks?

 

[Dr Dave]

Just like drugs, they should legalize it and tax it. I don't give a shit what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom.

Yeah I am all for legalising prostitution. Then they can be regulated and tested for STD's.