I wish I were high

[Mirah]

or drunk
or stoned

 

[Mirah]

life will get me by

 

[Dirk Funk]

Why?

 

[Mirah]

It was just a passing thought. I have them from time to time. If I say it outloud and recognize it it goes away rather than pretending it doesn't exist.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Good idea.

 

[jack]

I wish I had large breasts

 

[Cock]

don't you?

 

[Mirah]

I wish I had a large cock.

 

[jack]

Fly me out there and you can pretend mine is yours

 

[Mirah]

Thanks.

Sometimes I just want to hold a cock or balls in my hand.

Especially when I am going about my day.

Yes, that would be nice.

Is that why you guys do that all the time?

Would having a cock and balls really make me have more confidence?

How come my breasts and vagina can't make me feel that way. (they do I'm just sayin)

 

[Loktar]

I wish I had large breasts

I wish I had larger (man) breasts.

 

[jack]

If I had a vagina, it would be tough to feel manly cupping it

 

[Dirk Funk]

Mirah, you're always welcome to borrow mine.

 

[Loktar]

I wish I had a vagina but I also like playing with my cock. I'm so envious of hermaphrodites right now.

 

[Mirah]

This thread is great.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Now I wish I were high so my insides were not in pain etc etc etc FUCK YOU!

 

[Dr Dave]

I would not mind drinking a 40.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Being stoned makes me giggly and horny. Good times.

 

[Seph]

im stoned out off my face right now...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wish I was high, or drunk or unconscious. Probably unconscious because then there'd be no possibility of me feeling depressed. Fuck off, world!!