I wish I were high

[Dirk Funk]

People who don't get high seem to intake unhealthy amounts of caffeine on a daily basis. I also love the hypocrisy of some asshat holding a beer, talking about the evils of pot.

I was not aware there was a such thing as an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

 

[Kitty]

Though moderate caffeine intake isn't likely to cause harm, too much can noticeably affect your health. Heavy daily caffeine use — more than 500 to 600 mg a day, or about four to seven cups of coffee — can cause:

* Insomnia
* Nervousness
* Restlessness
* Irritability
* Nausea or other gastrointestinal problems
* Fast or irregular heartbeat
* Muscle tremors
* Headaches
* Anxiety

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/caffeine/nu00600

 

[jack]

I drink lots of caffeine, like all day, and smoke as much pot as I can without passing out.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I don't smoke pot because I don't like it. I don't care if other people do, I just don't like it.

 

[Tisiphone]

I like pot and X rolled into one. Creates quite the perfect buzz for me.

 

[jack]

I went celibate on pot for a couple of years. Fuck that bullshit.

Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum

 

[Tisiphone]

It made you celibate????

 

[jack]

Um no, I abstained from having it.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hmmm....

 

[jack]

I look at my consumption of pot as me having sex with God, so yeah

 

[jack]

What's it mean when you spontaneously ejaculate when dreaming of Jesus?

 

[Tisiphone]

That you're the second coming.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I look at my consumption of pot as me having sex with God, so yeah

I think the Almighty just threw up in his mouth a little.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

@ TK, God swallows.

 

[Mirah]

People who don't get high seem to intake unhealthy amounts of caffeine on a daily basis. I also love the hypocrisy of some asshat holding a beer, talking about the evils of pot.

I was not aware there was a such thing as an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

Seriuosly? LOL. Before I quit caffiene I was up to 6 a day. When I say 6 I mean 6 monsters or the like. It was fucking crazy. But I wouldn't group all caffiene addicts with those that don't get high or say that those that don't get high are caffiene addicts. There can be no absolutes!

I believe in moderation now. I can no longer subject my body to mood and mind altering chemicals. Would I like to? Yes. Am I fine without it? Yes. Do I care if you do it? No.

 

[SuN]

I wish I was straight

 

[Loktar]

I wish I was straight

OH MY!

 

[I Love Cunt]

I just now saw this. LOL.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1854037&postcount=16

 

[I Love Cunt]

Damn I feel lucky! I owe you all kisses. Or just cookies, or flowers or something. Whatever your heart desires.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Damn I feel lucky! I owe you all kisses. Or just cookies, or flowers or something. Whatever your heart desires.

I believe I have a few other things in mind.