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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!
- Thread starter Conchaga
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Yub
Anachrophobic
17. MY FRAKING HOUSE
It's over 60 years old and was built as accommodation for workers in the coal mines, so the people that built it weren't exactly worried about quality. And over time, the crookedness has only gotten more crooked. Solid as a brick shithouse, but FARKING CROOKED AS A POLITICIAN'S TONGUE. So this this means whenever I make an addtion I end up getting completely BATSHIT CRAZY because I measure and build and whatever I do I still get it completely wrong BECUASE THE HOUSE IS SO FUBAR.
I'm attempting to finish a little storage closet I built into some dead space under the kitchen bench from the other side of the kitchen wall. I want to take a sledgehammer to it right now, both to it and the rest of the house. AARGAGGGAHAGAGAGHAHHHGAAAAAGRRGGRRRRRHJ
It's over 60 years old and was built as accommodation for workers in the coal mines, so the people that built it weren't exactly worried about quality. And over time, the crookedness has only gotten more crooked. Solid as a brick shithouse, but FARKING CROOKED AS A POLITICIAN'S TONGUE. So this this means whenever I make an addtion I end up getting completely BATSHIT CRAZY because I measure and build and whatever I do I still get it completely wrong BECUASE THE HOUSE IS SO FUBAR.
I'm attempting to finish a little storage closet I built into some dead space under the kitchen bench from the other side of the kitchen wall. I want to take a sledgehammer to it right now, both to it and the rest of the house. AARGAGGGAHAGAGAGHAHHHGAAAAAGRRGGRRRRRHJ
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Yub
Anachrophobic
20. The disrespect of Ewoks.
Ewoks are badass. Each Ewok is 3 feet of fuzzy cute destruction, like a radioactive toddler that will eat you if you step out of line. You know they ate the Stormtroopers they defeated. Without the Ewoks, the entire Rebel Alliance....dead. Luke would have turned to the Dark Side in utter despair or the Emperor would have simply killed him. Leia probably would have been eaten by the local fauna.
Ewoks need more damn respect, bitches.
Ewoks are badass. Each Ewok is 3 feet of fuzzy cute destruction, like a radioactive toddler that will eat you if you step out of line. You know they ate the Stormtroopers they defeated. Without the Ewoks, the entire Rebel Alliance....dead. Luke would have turned to the Dark Side in utter despair or the Emperor would have simply killed him. Leia probably would have been eaten by the local fauna.
Ewoks need more damn respect, bitches.