My Cock Is Now Available

[The Question]

...for the ladies of TK.

Discuss! :bigass:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mine is available for scientists.

 

[Cassie]

Mine are all available for soup!

 

[StringTheorist]

Mine is available to the guys of TK.

 

[Loktar]

Mine is available for wanking.

 

[Hambil]

Mine appears to be in hybernation

 

[Yub]

Mine recently conquered Mars, slaughtering the inhabitants in a frenzied rage, then planted the secret Illuminati flag.

I was asked to comment by an Illuminati reporter for their monthly newsletter.
"Meh," I replied to the toga wearing newshound [actually a real dog], "It does this kind of shit all the damn time, I only get told later."
The German Shepherd covering the story told me he had to go as my penis was at a press conference for the twin tasks of organizing Obama's sock drawer and winning the Monaco Grand Prix.

 

[Mirah]

Mine is available to the guys of TK.

Ooops. I may have laughed at StringTheorist in another thread for wanting cock. My mistake. But still, you did not need to call me a bitch. Enjoy your cock sandwhich.

 

[jack]

I'm never posting in the Mine Field again

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOOD!!!!

(ONLY JOKING)

 

[Jackass]

A pair of balls and a double-sized cock coming. Available to all of you.

 

[StringTheorist]

Ooops. I may have laughed at StringTheorist in another thread for wanting cock. My mistake. But still, you did not need to call me a bitch. Enjoy your cock sandwhich.

No offense, I was celebrating my discovery that there are women in such free forum.