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It would have been funny if Data had pushed Crusher so hard that her neck snapped

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"ARE YOU LAUGHING NOW, DOCTOR?"
 
Ten Forward looks really cool with that lighting. And McDowell's eyes when he says "time is the fire in which we burn."

Oh no, Data's acting like a cock now...
 
He should have kicked Troi in.
 
Seriously Data, stop fucking laughing.

But Mister Tricorder's "make it so" was perfect.
 
I can't remember if the "lifeforms" song is considered good or not.
 
I like the way Riker says "fire". If I was gay I'd like it even more.
 
When Geordi did his cool roll out of Engineering, he should have been wearing a hat, and it falls off, then he reaches back for it but the door comes down on his hand and cripples him (cripples him further that is.)
 
The saucer crashed!
 
So was the rocket Sauron fired travelling faster than the speed of light? Because it got to the sun really fast.
 
Picard should have had to kick the shit out of his creepy Nexus children to escape.
 
Why the fuck didn't they use Carol Marcus.
 
"Let's use the same "saving the galaxy grandfather in Diapers" line from Relics, Brannon, no one will notice!" - Ron Moore
 
"I AM WILLIAM SHATNER AND I DEMAND A HORSE RIDING SCENE!" - William Shatner
 
Aww, this has kind of turned into a good scene at last.
 
Pete Versus Life looks so shite.
 
STAY AWAY FROM THAT BRIDGE!
 
Does Kirk say "oh my" due to his secret gay love for Sulu?
 
Data being reunited with Spot is a more emotional scene than CAPTAIN KIRK DYING.
 
Jonathan Frakes is criminally underused in this movie. "I plan to live forever."
 
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