How can Ulrika Johnson still be alive?

[CaptainWacky]

It does not make biological sense.

 

[headvoid]

She is fed on the blood of Vic Reeves children.

 

[Ishcabittle]

She steals their vital essence.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if we chopped her head clean off.

 

[headvoid]

She would grow another one like that horrible pat butcher gif.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Ummm...she's only 42. I'll be 42 in 3 years, should I get my Last Will & Testament ready (all my money goes to the WWE)?

 

[Ilyanna]

So I've just checked her on Wiki and stumbled over this:

In 1997, she interviewed the then British Prime Minister John Major for the BBC2 programme, The Enormous Electionhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulrika_Jonsson#cite_note-1.

Dear heavens, only the Brits are able to make a political programme sound like a frigging porn movie...

 

[Gagh]

She would grow another one like that horrible pat butcher gif.

I'd wager it would be another two, like a human Swedish hydra.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shitting babies at you.