Why don't vampires wear stake proof vests?

[Hambil]

Seems obvious.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Buffy couldn't stake the Turok Han in the first time they fought, but then in Chosen fucking Anya was killing them easily?

 

[Conchaga]

I'd layer it from skin up, like this, leather, chainmail, steel plate, kevlar. That way, you'd always have some sort of protection over your heart. I'd make sure to have it on front and back. What good is super strength if you don't use it to wear heavy armor?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Of course, they do tend to be rather full of themselves. I guess when you've died once already you get a little blasé about the whole thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dawn killed one with a pencil once. A PENCIL.

 

[whisky]

I'm surprised they never did one with a toothpick.

 

[Cinch]

I want to see an episode of MythBusters on this idea.

 

[Conchaga]

Of course, they do tend to be rather full of themselves. I guess when you've died once already you get a little blasé about the whole thing.

Correction, they are perpetually dead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A demon sets up shop in their body and walks and talks with their voice.