drunkl and tgired

[whisky]

thats tired by the way

you know what else I am tired of?

Hypocrits

The type who will dispense bullshit with more regularity than a bull on cornflakes, but suddenly anounce they are tired of yours.

Take a look at yourself mr perfect, if you dont like bullshit in others, stop shitting bovine excrement all over yourself.

bullshitters on high horses are the worst, becayse they are like cowhorses, and noone likes a cowhorse, which sounds a little bit like a whore, some people like whores, some people lick whores, its not to be recommended though, I mean if you are paying for it they should be licking you.

I mean licking a whore would be like licking a plate clean a load of guys had cum on, and noone likes a cumplate

Well I cant guarentee that, some people might like cumplates, but not me, I like my plates clean and cum free.

Mr Cumfree would have been an even less subtle version of how you been served.

Are even

Tired and runk, I could go to sleep, or I could have another drink then go to sleep, either way I could use a pee first

 

[whisky]

Tell you what else sucks, the solar tour motion ride at the newcastle life centre.

"tour the solar system in 5 minutes" says the blurb, a more accurate discription would be "be shaken in your seats for 5 minutes like tehy were making a human vodka martini, while some blurry VGA graphics that would have looked old in 1990 is blown up too large on a massive screen, while some bored sounding woman says, the sun, mercury, venus, earth, asteroids, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, pluto, all done"

if you are going to give me whiplash, at least let me see some good shit while you are doing it

 

[whisky]

One of those list thingys that people get upset when you miss them off, or shit, sorry if I have, I am drunk and tired

Seph - as cool as a fridge encased in dry ice at the north pole, dont change, appart from your pants, you should probably burn them
Cassie - get your arse on facebook, in fact get your whole body on!
Tis - never let teh bastards get you down
CurousA-z - post more, where the hell are you lately?
Menty - try not to be so good at everything you mnake the rest of us look bad
Miller - beer is good, but you should try the hard stuff now and again
Bick - show yourself in the MF a bit more
Locktar - sometimes less is more, stop with all teh gross out shit, you are too settled into what you are, you could be more, and the only person stopping you being more is you, look up the lyrics to "hey Jude" study them until it sinks in
headvoid - we need more adverts with sexy women with big tits, I dont care what tehy are selling, it would stop me fast forwarding, also for some reson I think you will end up saving the life of the one after next person who becomes prime minister.

Thats a big responsiblity!

 

[Dr Dave]

I enjoy the hard stuff, just can't afford it usually.

I like the following: gin,scotch,tequila,vodka, Rye Whisky.

I can't do shots though usually. Something about shots makes me feel sick.

I don't like regular whisky. Stuff makes me feel sick. Although I've had shots of this stuff called Red Stag, which is a sweeter whiskey, and it's not as bad as the standard stuff.

I haven't had Rye Whiskey in ages, but I enjoyed it and there was a lack of feeling sick and vomiting.

 

[Hambil]

I'm not on the list, I HATE YOU!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I would lick a sex worker without a second thought.

 

[Loktar]

Locktar - sometimes less is more, stop with all teh gross out shit, you are too settled into what you are, you could be more, and the only person stopping you being more is you, look up the lyrics to "hey Jude" study them until it sinks in

I am too old, and set in my ways to become more than I am. I will be forever the Picard in Tapestry who was afraid to take risks so never became Captain.

Gross out stuff? To what do you refer? Are you ashamed of my crossdressing and my moob pic? Who are you to judge? By Nid standards I am pretty tame in the gross out department.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Too old and set in your ways? Fuck. I've gotten 52 year olds to change thier ways. Fuck you and your "too old and set in your ways" then. You might as well die. DIE! You are not even living.

I'm not judging. Just don't say you are too old ever again.

 

[Loktar]

Too old and set in your ways? Fuck. I've gotten 52 year olds to change thier ways. Fuck you and your "too old and set in your ways" then. You might as well die. DIE! You are not even living.

I'm not judging. Just don't say you are too old ever again.

Yeah...ok....your right...I was being too harsh on myself. I have changed these last few years for the better...I'm not too old...and I have been getting out and about more...I even braved getting up and singing karaoke last week.

Fuck whisky and his drunkl posting....I probably misinterpreted what he was trying to say anyway.

 

[Yub]

GET LAID LOKTAR SEX WILL CHANGE YOU FOR THE BETTER

 

[Loktar]

Non-gross out Loktar:

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[CaptainWacky]

Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

 

[Yub]

Is that mongoloid your brother? OMFG.

You aren't bad looking at all. You'd probably look OK in drag too. Get a woman already. YOU CAN DOO EET.

 

[Loktar]

Is that mongoloid your brother? OMFG.

You aren't bad looking at all. You'd probably look OK in drag too. Get a woman already. YOU CAN DOO EET.

Yes, that is my mongoloid brother, but since he gets us lots of free movie, concert, and other free events and stuff from local radio stations I can't be mean to him(at least not to his face).

Getting a girlfriend will be top priority as soon as I get a job and an apartment by myself and away from my crazy parents and my mongoloid brother. Seriously never living with him again if I can help it. He doesn't think its inappropriate to masturbate in the living room, and actually had the balls to tell me I need to call home first if I'm bring friends over to OUR apartment, in case he is jerking it.

 

[Yub]

Take out a large insurance policy on him, make sure you're the sole beneficiary and end him. Total win win.

 

[curiousa2z]

Dont listen to him Loktar!

 

[Seph]

pay me i will kill him, i have a variety of methods.

 

[Loktar]

Take out a large insurance policy on him, make sure you're the sole beneficiary and end him. Total win win.

pay me i will kill him, i have a variety of methods.

Both good ideas if I wasn't unemployed and neck deep in debt.

 

[Seph]

take yubs advice then i will take my pay after you have taken my advice and the policy out.

S-I-M-P-L-E SIMPLE.

 

[Loktar]

take yubs advice then i will take my pay after you have taken my advice and the policy out.

S-I-M-P-L-E SIMPLE.

Not simple. My fucking bitch mom would find out somehow and tell the police what I done and I'd be sent to butt rape prison(DO NOT WANT!!!).