Nice Guy

[Mirah]

I am being set up on a blind date by someone I previously dated who is now like a really really close friend of mine, still akward.

Anyway the guy seems really really nice.

Gonad has always told me to find a nice guy or something like that.

How long before you think he sees my dark side?


Oh and PS: Blind dates in the year 2010 have got to be waaaaay different than many years ago. Is there such a thing as blind dates with facebook, cell phones etc etc?

We have not met each other yet, only chatted on the phone.

 

[Loktar]

Gonad has always told me to find a nice guy or something like that.

*wishes he lived closer to where you live*

 

[Dual]

Hey Loktar, I want to give you a job. We'll fly you out to the West Coast and set you up doing something vaguely productive, and I'll pay you a hundred a week, off the record and tax free. You can have the weekends off.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Nice guys are nice.

 

[Conchaga]

Dual, if it's the same job you offered me, I don't think he'll want it. Cocaine in condoms isn't very comfortable up the ass.

 

[Dual]

You never know. Loktar might like that kind of thing.

 

[Loktar]

Hey Loktar, I want to give you a job. We'll fly you out to the West Coast and set you up doing something vaguely productive, and I'll pay you a hundred a week, off the record and tax free. You can have the weekends off.

Dual, if it's the same job you offered me, I don't think he'll want it. Cocaine in condoms isn't very comfortable up the ass.

For a minute there I thought it was a serious job offer.

I'm just gonna go lie down and cry myself to sleep now.

 

[Dual]

No, it's a serious offer. You interested?

 

[whisky]

$100 a week! He's not mexican!

 

[Loktar]

No, it's a serious offer. You interested?

Depends. Whats the job? And is the $100 a week negotiable?

 

[Dual]

Depends. Whats the job? And is the $100 a week negotiable?

You can be my house cleaner. $100/week is not negotiable, but I'll include food and board.

 

[Ilyanna]

Damn. Even I am tempted to take that job, and I hate house-cleaning!

 

[Mirah]

Is Dual a messy person?

 

[Ilyanna]

No, sweetheart, Dual is not Messy. Actually, he's not a dual at all.

 

[Conchaga]

I'd still fondle them both.

 

[Mirah]

No, sweetheart, Dual is not Messy. Actually, he's not a dual at all.

Don't call me sweetheart like that. I am messy.

 

[Mirah]

LOL

 

[Ilyanna]

OK. Messy bitch.

 

[Mirah]

Thats better.

 

[Mirah]

No, sweetheart, Dual is not Messy. Actually, he's not a dual at all.

Then why does he need someone to clean his house? Loktar should take the job. I'd take the job. Then he could look for another job at the same time. Sounds like a good deal.