Coming soon on The Tisiphone Adventures...

[Dr Dave]

Announcer: Coming this October to The Mine Field...

"My god they're everywhere!" Said headvoid

"Oh my god they just ate Ricky Lake!" said Cassie

"Are they having sex?" said Random Character 22

Announcer: The Biggest Tisiphone Adventure yet, the stakes are higher, the danger more real...

"FIRE AT WILL" said CaptainWacky

"We don't have a Will here sir" said Jerk Poster27

"SHUT UP sfihfiphfsif" Replied CaptainWacky

"The Tisiphone Adventures: Fucking Zombies

"ZOMBIE SEX!!!" Said Love Child

Announcer:Coming October 1st to the Mine Field.

 

[Cassie]

I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

 

[Donovan]

Are they having sex?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I CAN WAIT, BUT I STILL WANT TO READ IT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Are they having sex?

Is who having sex?

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm sure I'm having sex with someone. Like I did last night.

SHAZAM BITCHES

Just kidding.

 

[The Tomtrek]

You had sex with Captain Marvel?

 

[Tisiphone]

Maybe.

 

[Cassie]

Tisiphone has got a little captain in her!

 

[Dr Dave]

Captain Morgan?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Captain WINKY?

 

[Tisiphone]

Captain Kirk.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This is what every Project Runway promo sounds like on Lifetime now, whether anything actually happens in the episode or not.

 

[Tisiphone]

One of my friends facebooked that last night's episode of Project Runaway had her bawling.

 

[Dr Dave]

This is what every Project Runway promo sounds like on Lifetime now, whether anything actually happens in the episode or not.

There's no need to compare anything I write to one of those shows...

GUESS I KNOW WHO THE ZOMBIES EAT FIRST!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Gretchen. (trust me)

 

[Dr Dave]

I have no idea who that is.