Is there a vagina capable of withstanding the colossal might of my godlike peenus?

[The Question]

People who talk a lot about sex, invariably are getting very little.

But I wasn't talking about sex. I was talking about my godlike peenus, and there's photographic evidence that THAT isn't "very little."

 

[headvoid]

An interesting point, how you have separated "sex" and "my penis" as very separate entities. I find myself coming to the conclusion that those two subjects don't collide very often.

 

[The Question]

An interesting point, how you have separated "sex" and "my penis" as very separate entities. I find myself coming to the conclusion that those two subjects don't collide very often.

They used to, but it became increasingly difficult to explain why more and more policemens' wives had taken up the habit of walking bow-legged.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SARLACC IN THE PIT OF CARKOON!?

 

[Lilac]

They used to, but it became increasingly difficult to explain why more and more policemens' wives had taken up the habit of walking bow-legged.

You're supposed to go after the mounted policemen's wives.

Or better yet, the mounted policewomen themselves!

:calli:

Incredibly Lame Pun detected...

 

[Cassie]

BOOBIES

 

[Love Child]

People who talk a lot about sex, invariably are getting very little.

How much is very little?