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Who has had or is having sex with ducks?

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The description for the MF forum is very disturbing. Is talking about duck sex where we want to be at this stage of the game? Haven't we at least evolved to having sex with monkeys or other larger animals? Why ducks? Is this a sick fetish thing?
 
Ducks are neat.
 
I can say with all honesty that I have not had sex with a duck or ducks ever in my life that I am aware of. However, there was a period in 1974 when I was on experimental drugs for a rare disease I picked up in Mexico. I don't remember those two weeks and can not be held responsible for anything that happened during that time. I have a doctor's note.
 
I read about your story in a NEWS PAPER.

It made me confused and woundering how all those pigs got out of the barn.
 
Hmmmm.... you look a little familiar ...
it is starting to come back to me now ....
It was YOU with those ducks!!!
 
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That's all I have to say.
 
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I'd have to say you just haven't met the right duck.

There are types of mallards that can be very sexy. VERY sexy.
 
what is it with ducks that are so sexually attractive to other humans ?
 
I don't know. I think the whole fetish is fowl.
 
I think its the part when they explode when you ejaculate inside them that's attractive to some.
 
Since the British use "ducks" as a pet name, just like "dearie" or "honey", I might possibly qualify for having had sex with ducks ;)
Only male ones, though. Honour bright!
 
I thought the Brits fucked "birds"?
 
I've a lover who knows a disturbing amount about duck sex (between ducks) and duck rape (duck on duck). Why she knows all of this information I don't want to know...

But no, I've never done a duck (or been done by one). Category 3.
 
Check out a duck's dong.
 
I'd rather not.
 
eloisel said:
Hmmmm.... you look a little familiar ...
it is starting to come back to me now ....
It was YOU with those ducks!!!
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I don't know what you're talking about.

You cant prove anything.
 
Bro ducks feet are orange because chick ducks like it.

Scientific research supports this.
 
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