Gobbler's Knob

[Tisiphone]

Oh, Punxsutawney Phil. Only a groundhog could make something so innocent sound so dirty.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wonder if Cock Gobbler comes from Gobbler's Knob.

 

[Dr Dave]

What was the verdict about winter anyhow?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Phil says there will be 6 more weeks of winter.

But most people covering Groundhog Day leave out the part that Phil is only correct 40% of the time.

 

[Dr Dave]

And a drunk, and he beats his wife.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEY! SHE ASKS FOR IT, SHE NEVER KNOWS WHEN TO LAY OFF!

 

[Dr Dave]

She's always late with dinner too, the slut.

 

[jack]

I had to put duct tape around the little rodent, so it didn't explode when I fucked it.

 

[Dr Dave]

You saved the janitorial staff like 2hrs of clean up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked it when Bill Murray punched that guy.

 

[Donovan]

Last year on vacation I drove through Big Bone Lick, Kentucky.

I stopped but it was false advertising.

 

[jack]

 

[Cassie]

I wonder what the gobbler's knob looks like.

 

[Donovan]

I know I'm never going to visit Mount Buggery, Australia.

 

[Cock Gobbler]

I wonder what the gobbler's knob looks like.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I wonder if Cock Gobbler comes from Gobbler's Knob.

No, I'm from Chicago, but I've been to Gobbler's knob many times.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good cock knobbling bump.

 

[Tisiphone]

Gobble gobble gobble

 

[Dr Dave]

You ok there Tisiphone?

 

[Loktar]

You ok there Tisiphone?

Other than having turned into a turkey she seems fine....and delicious.

*drools and sharpens his axe*

 

[Dr Dave]

Tisiphone is not for eating.

You know what I mean.