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Where's my badland friends?

Dershocka

dershocka
Did they leave, die, or both?
 
i see what you did there.
 
No. We're just hiding beneath the Earth waiting for the stars to be right. Then we'll emerge and conquer this wretched planet!
 
Did they leave, die, or both?

Oh I'm touching it pal, I'm touching it.

So, you never did say - Where were you while we were all peddling these silly generator bikes keeping the lights on so you have a place to come back to and act like some sort of elitist so and so? Were you at sea? Incarcerated? In a coma? Was it a cult? Witness protection?

Well?
 
I was dead.
 
I was dead.

I cared yesterday. Not so much today. Take a look around and see who's doing the work. Unlike yourself who bailed. How do you figure that entitles you to some sort of welcome back?

Well welcome back.

Fuck off ya has been. Your numbers don't mean shit to me.
 
I have tissue stuffed up my nose. [/non sequiter]
 
I have tissues stuffed in my bra[/bizzare reply]
 
why? you certainly dont need them.
 
why? you certainly dont need them.

I do when I wear my DD cup push up bra.

Contrary to what Seph says, my moobs are a B/small C at most.
 
I died, but I am tyrying to come back to life.
 
Tissue isn't always made of paper, unless you were referring to a hose.
 
With but one nostril?
 
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