Irony

[Cinch]

I could never off myself in a painful way. Guns are fast and painless if not fucked up but I don't like guns. And I kinda want to leave a pretty corpse for people to cry over. I'm vain like that. Slitting wrists and hanging have too many screw up risk factors. I love baths so I'd rather my last one be pleasant rather than full of blood. And knowing my smart ass family they'd likely be making autoerotic asphyxiation jokes instead of crying over the pretty corpse.

The only way I could see doing it would be pills. I wouldn't try general household chemicals. Seeing a man crawling back up the driveway, vomiting Prestone because the attempt didn't "take" will turn you right off that concept. So I would pour my last wonderful bath, maybe put on some soft jazz, take the pills (on an empty stomach because part of the whole pretty corpse is to avoid being found with floaters in the tub), and just go to sleep.

But the only time I ever have enough of the "kill you with confidence" type meds in the house is when I'm on anti-depressants.

Fuck you too.

 

[whisky]

Try a hose from the car exhaust, pretty corpse and none of the stomach cramping agony you can get with death by pill.

 

[whisky]

It doesn't damage the car, so they would probably be fine about it, and if they aren't, you wont care anyway

 

[Tisiphone]

Down a bottle of pills and chase it with vodka.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Go on a vigilante rampage and die a hero, being stabbed in the process of rescuing a mugging victim.

 

[headvoid]

PILLZNOTLOL!

 

[Homo Erectus]

gotta go with Rich and the car exhaust. You just drift off to sleep.

 

[Henoch]

You would think by now someone would have invented black market assisted suicide.

 

[Dr Dave]

soft jazz... really?

 

[Bickendan]

She said soft, not smooth. There is a difference.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's the same thing in my book.

I dislike soft/smooth jazz.

 

[Bickendan]

Needs to be hard jazz then?

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm just not a jazz fan in general, but some of it is alright.

 

[Cinch]

For the record I have decided to nix the plans for dark departure. Instead, I will drink myself to sleep (or whatever state I end up in). Whiskey and Sinatra. I thought about Nine Inch Nails but I'm on night two of a ripper of a headache.

 

[The Tomtrek]

JUMP OFF A BUS.

 

[Cassie]

[YOUTUBE]dCHD83xT76Q[/YOUTUBE]

 

[The Tomtrek]

EAT TOO MUCH CUSTARD.

 

[Henoch]

For the record I have decided to nix the plans for dark departure. Instead, I will drink myself to sleep (or whatever state I end up in). Whiskey and Sinatra. I thought about Nine Inch Nails but I'm on night two of a ripper of a headache.

Nine Inch Nails will definitely enhance your headache. Good luck

 

[The Tomtrek]

DROWN YOURSELF IN MARMITE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Things I hate:

Penguins
Nuns
Geese