Ultimate Parody Thread

[Loktar]

I died a little.

I'm already dead inside.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I'm going to be leaving here for quite awhile very very soon. On a related note my mom and dad are batshit insane.

I'm sorry to hear that buddy. I hope it works out.

 

[Cassie]

THIS IS NOT THE ULTIMATE PARODY THREAD. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR PENI FORCIBLY REMOVED.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie... Mirah does not have a peni.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie... Mirah does not have a peni.

Could always steal Mirah's vibrator/dildo.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Hi Mirah!

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah she could do that, but would she?

 

[Loktar]

Yeah she could do that, but would she?

Possibly.

Cassie steals dongs and dong shaped accessories.

 

[Dr Dave]

THAT CASSIE!!!!