MY FUCKING TIRE IS FUCKING FLAT AGAIN

[Tisiphone]

FUCKING COCKSUCKING BITCHTROLL PIECE OF SHIT CAR THAT I'M GOING TO TAKE APART WITH MY BARE HANDS AND I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO WALK ALL THE 32 MILES HOME BECAUSE I'M DONE WITH IT DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE

FUCKITY BYE MOTHERFUCKING SHITSACK COCKHAT

 

[whisky]

Sorry to hear about that, I hate getting flat tires.

Hope you had a spare.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be cool if cars did suck cocks.

 

[Dr Dave]

Toss rocks at it.

 

[Cassie]

DID YOUR CAR SURVIVE YOUR WRATH?

 

[curiousa2z]

I CALL SABOTAGE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A FLAT TIRE IS JUST LIFE'S WAY OF TELLING YOU HEY ASSHOLE YOU HAVE A FLAT TIRE or something LOL BONC

 

[Dr Dave]

I CALL SABOTAGE

Lets start listing suspects!

1)Bickendan!

HE HATES TIRES! I once saw him slash a tire for looking at him wrong... THEY DON'T HAVE eyes Bick!

2) FBI part RSA

He slashes tires for SPORT. Someday FBI plans to start a team called the Rabid Slashers.

 

[Loktar]

3) The Michelin man.

 

[Henoch]

Usually a flat tire is a sign that your fuckin' tires are OLD(er than you are??) & it's time to buy new ones. But not always.

 

[curiousa2z]

OR SABOTAGE!



work with me here Henny, got a great conspiracy theory going on!

 

[curiousa2z]

also,

COCKHAT.

 

[Henoch]

OR SABOTAGE!



work with me here Henny, got a great conspiracy theory going on!

Snooki's revenge?

 

[Loktar]

Snooki's revenge?

Or if Tisi captioned it: Snooki's diarrhea.

 

[Tisiphone]

It was just a flat, so I didn't have to pay money.

And my tires aren't old...it's a year old car. Fuckers.

 

[starguard]

Thats why its good to keep a can of "Fix a Flat" in the car :techman: