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Boobie inspector
This is going to be toilet related, so if that's not something you want to read about, time to bail now.
I have come to pub drinking late in life, having not drunk at all for most of the first 30 years, and drunk at home for the next ten.
Since more men joined the job I work at, I have started going out more regularly, once a month or so me and the lads go out drinking.
Sooner or later your need the toilet, and in this day an age, a lot of people, myself included take their drinks with them, if its a bottle it fits nicely in the inside pocket of my jacket, if its a glass, I'll hold it way up high with my spare hand.
That's me.
The last time I went out drinking I saw another guy fetch a pint glass in with him, and stand it down next to the urinal while he took a piss.
Now I don't know if you are familiar with pub toilet floors near urinals, or if its different in other countries, but the floors are generally covered in piss.
Sure, that's the glass, what's outside the glass cant affect what's inside, but bear this in mind.
That piss didn't end up on the floor because men can't aim their piss, it ends up on the floor because piss splashes.
You could be the Dirty Harry of the piss world, but no matter how good your aim, some will splash.
And if the volume of liquid in that guys beer wasn't higher when he left the toilet than when he went in I would be very surprised.
I have come to pub drinking late in life, having not drunk at all for most of the first 30 years, and drunk at home for the next ten.
Since more men joined the job I work at, I have started going out more regularly, once a month or so me and the lads go out drinking.
Sooner or later your need the toilet, and in this day an age, a lot of people, myself included take their drinks with them, if its a bottle it fits nicely in the inside pocket of my jacket, if its a glass, I'll hold it way up high with my spare hand.
That's me.
The last time I went out drinking I saw another guy fetch a pint glass in with him, and stand it down next to the urinal while he took a piss.
Now I don't know if you are familiar with pub toilet floors near urinals, or if its different in other countries, but the floors are generally covered in piss.
Sure, that's the glass, what's outside the glass cant affect what's inside, but bear this in mind.
That piss didn't end up on the floor because men can't aim their piss, it ends up on the floor because piss splashes.
You could be the Dirty Harry of the piss world, but no matter how good your aim, some will splash.
And if the volume of liquid in that guys beer wasn't higher when he left the toilet than when he went in I would be very surprised.
