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What the fuck's with Lonaf's domain?

He's such a tease.
 
He meant HIS PENIS.
 
That might still be good news to some.
 
Well it's
SATURDAY
so he could have meant something else.
 
Monday and no go...
 
In accordance with the #1 rule of leaving LONAF, I hereby wish to organise a petition and raise sufficient funds to organise a "Let's kick Partsking's Arse" roadtrip. It will involve driving around in a Ford with a big XXXXXXL boot and parking up, waiting for curiosity to take him over. Then we sneak up behind him and BOOT! Preferably before he takes the car apart and rebuild it into the shape of a cyber death robot. But that might be pretty cool so we will have to decide on the day. Bring sufficient Goat Snacks to appease Seth.
 
Or we could force him to wear condoms while doing his wife.
 
I don't know what the fuck is going on at this point.
 
hellgunneR said:
In accordance with the #1 rule of leaving LONAF, I hereby wish to organise a petition and raise sufficient funds to organise a "Let's kick Partsking's Arse" roadtrip. It will involve driving around in a Ford with a big XXXXXXL boot and parking up, waiting for curiosity to take him over. Then we sneak up behind him and BOOT! Preferably before he takes the car apart and rebuild it into the shape of a cyber death robot. But that might be pretty cool so we will have to decide on the day. Bring sufficient Goat Snacks to appease Seth.
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Yeah, the problem with that would be Ferret Lord having to go "tinkle" every 20 minutes. Either we'd all be grossed out if we made him pee in a diet coke bottle or we'd never make it in a reasonable time. And let's not forget that Yub will be throwing up if he can't sit up front.
 
we could just put him on the hood and let him spray the road in front of us...
 
cuttlefish said:
Yeah, the problem with that would be Ferret Lord having to go "tinkle" every 20 minutes. Either we'd all be grossed out if we made him pee in a diet coke bottle or we'd never make it in a reasonable time. And let's not forget that Yub will be throwing up if he can't sit up front.
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Two words: Portable toilet.
 
cuttlefish said:
Like I said, "Diet Coke bottle."
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No dude, I know it was meant as a joke but I actually do have a weak bladder IRL and my mom would bring a (non coke bottle) portable toilet on family road trips.

+1 to you for eerie accuracy.
 
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