Say nice things about Loktar

[Seph]

loktar is not a fridge.

 

[Yub]

Loktar's tales will astonish his grandchildren.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

Loktar is a sexy shoeless god of war http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.190453024

 

[headvoid]

Loktar invented snow.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

cool! (oops, pun not intended) Snow flakes are so pretty!

Loktar has a good sense of humour

 

[I Love Cunt]

Loktar has a great sense of humor.

 

[Kitty]

Loktar has the BEST sense of humor.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar is the Good Humor man.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar is nice to orphans.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar tells old people tactfully that they smell like rotten cabbage.

 

['Gear]

Loktar once ran into a burning building to save a litter of kittens. Several of the kittens were non responsive needing CPR in order to survive. Loktar accurately calculated the step down required from human to cat CPR and performed the life saving act flawlessly. All kittens survived. Loktar then kept the runt of the litter who now travels with him when he teaches free fire safety classes to school children.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar is nice to honey bees.

 

[Homo Erectus]

Loktar has no bananas.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar has not tried to steal the Colonel's secret recipe.

 

['Gear]

Loktar has not tried to steal the Colonel's secret recipe.

I heard tell Loktar was made privy to the secret recipe by The Colonel himself just prior to his passing.

It's one of several deeply important secrets Loktar safeguards as a sort of National Trust. Doing his part for the America of the Future.

7 out of 10 Freemasons and almost all Illuminati trust Loktar implicitly.

He also knows what really happened on 9/11.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar never sold Gear down the river.

 

[Consumer]

Loktar served as the model for the "Man in the Moon".

 

[Loktar]

^And that's just my left moob.

ba dun dun!

 

[Seph]

loktar is a fucking piece of crap...

 

[Seph]

dude im srry i really am tryin.