An Early Christmas Present?

[hellgunneR]

Courtesy of the waterboard.

The drains have backed up outside our house and we now have a mixture of shit and snow all over the pavement. To make it worse, we have a utility room where we are keeping the booze. It has a drain that is also threatening to back up all over the floor. Guess where we keep the booze.

To make it worse, it's Christmas time and areas are still covered in snow and ice. So the waterboard are too busy to even get through to, let alone come and fix the drain.

Hopefully by Christmas day I'll be so drunk the smell won't matter as I go out to get another can.

 

[Cassie]

MOVE THE BOOZE!

 

[Henoch]

I agree with Cassie, you MUST move the booze. Why not just put it in the kitchen or the livingroom where it will be more accessible? Or give it to me, i'll get rid of it for you.

 

[Dr Dave]

My fellow TK members Cassie and Henoch are correct, the booz needs to be moved.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

MOOVE THE BOOZE OR U LOOZE

 

[Dr Dave]

SERIOUSLY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Save the boozeleader, save the world.

 

[Loktar]

Lose the booze, save a liver.

 

[Henoch]

Lose the booze, save a liver.

That's wonderful advise.

 

[Loktar]

That's wonderful advise.

If I wasn't poor and living with my parents and could afford booze, I doubt I'd follow my own advice.