A musing upon the season

[eloisel]

Homo Erectus: no way! I'll never get married again!

Why not?

 

[Homo Erectus]

Had my heart trampled once. That's enough.

 

[eloisel]

It isn't. They say the third time is the charm.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I'm not trying it twice, much less three times. You women are all hpstressed:eeeevil.

 

[eloisel]

I don't want to crack your monitor or be responsible for the therapy bills. Suffice it to say this: I'm strawberry blond, have long hair, a goatee, and frighten small children at 50 yards when I smile. Look at "casting your life" and you'll get a romanticized version.

I was looking. Someone thought Reba McIntyre could play me.
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=67376&highlight=casting+your+life
Forgot about that.

Where are you in that big thread?

 

[eloisel]

I'm not trying it twice, much less three times. You women are all hpstressed:eeeevil.

No we're not. All men aren't evil either.

This is a piece of advice someone gave me once:
"Wherever you meet a person is where they will always be."
So, don't go to bad places and expect to meet nice people.
Unfortunately, the nice people in the nice places are a tad boring.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I met her at college. She seemed harmless. Boy was I wrong.hpscream:

 

[Consumer]

Nothing in this world is harmless.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Did you want to marry me too?

No. I wanted to imagine you and TCON together.

 

[eloisel]

No. I wanted to imagine you and TCON together.

It wouldn't be very interesting. I'm a very hetero non-lesbian. It would be sort of:
"Stop, you're making me laugh."
"No. Really. I mean stop it."
"Stop it, now."
And, if it didn't, I'd dig my low tech cell phone out of my pocket and call my friend Rick (aka Bruno).
"Rick, Hi, its me. You still have that sledgehammer and bag of quick lime?"

 

[eloisel]

Nothing in this world is harmless.

Not true.

I'm pretty harmless
unless
I choose not to be
or
I'm being well paid.