Turds like Deer

[I Love Cunt]

Wouldn't it be cool if people had turds like deer?

 

[Loktar]

I guess...never seen a deer turd.

 

[whisky]

I'm not sure I would like to shit an entire deer out.

 

[I Love Cunt]

OMFG LOL
They look like chocolate covered raisins Loktar. When morning comes I'll take a picture of the deer that shit so close to my house that I am fucking wondering why his butt was right there.

Same as goat turds. Maybe it was a rabbit, I think those look more like pellets tho.

I wonder what Racoon shit looks like. No I really do not wonder, but sort of I do.

Dammit there are too many fucking animals running around my house!

 

[I Love Cunt]

LOL I guess I should have titled this thread Deer Turds instead.

http://www.desertexposure.com/200805/200805_scat.php

 

[Loktar]

OMFG LOL
They look like chocolate covered raisins Loktar. When morning comes I'll take a picture of the deer that shit so close to my house that I am fucking wondering why his butt was right there.

Same as goat turds. Maybe it was a rabbit, I think those look more like pellets tho.

I wonder what Racoon shit looks like. No I really do not wonder, but sort of I do.

Dammit there are too many fucking animals running around my house!

Oh yeah...like raisins. I remembered after I posted that I had seen deer turds before in Adam Sandler's animated movie Eight Crazy Nights.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Have you lived in the city all of your life? Have you never been to a farm? Didn't you have field trips in elementary school?! 0_0

LOL As if one is deprived because they do not know what deer turds look like. As if I am so much more knowledgable because I do.

But no, really, have you been in the city all of your life?

 

[Loktar]

Have you lived in the city all of your life? Have you never been to a farm? Didn't you have field trips in elementary school?! 0_0

LOL As if one is deprived because they do not know what deer turds look like. As if I am so much more knowledgable because I do.

But no, really, have you been in the city all of your life?

I spent most of my life in a rural area, surrounded by farms. Looked at the animals never their shit. Only been in a city a few years when I moved out the first time.

 

[Dr Dave]

The country smells, it's best to avoid such places.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Yes, and the city smells like peaches.

 

[Loktar]

The country smells, it's best to avoid such places.

You learn to love the smell of manure and my brother had some awesome saxophone jam sessions with the neighbor's cows.

 

[whisky]

You learn to love the smell of manure and my brother had some awesome sex sessions with the neighbor's cows.

Is this what anyone else read?

 

[Loktar]

Is this what anyone else read?

Illiterate bastards! I purposely didn't abbreviate saxophone to avoid someone making that joke.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Some deer shat in our garden the other week. I ate them.

 

[Loktar]

Some deer shat in our garden the other week. I ate them.

The deer or the turds?

 

[Donovan]

Just walk around leaving little piles of milk duds all over the place

 

[CaptainWacky]

I ate the garden.

 

[whisky]

Lady garden?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No