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So What Happened to our Epic Love Wookie Tale?

hellgunneR

Stop Staring At The Catgirl
LOKTAR! YOU ARE SLACKING! BEND OVER AND GET YOUR ASS IN THE TEST RIG NOW!
 
*Wookiee
 
LOKTAR! YOU ARE SLACKING! BEND OVER AND GET YOUR ASS IN THE TEST RIG NOW!

I wrote a few pages, printed them out to proof read and they got all sticky.

Sorry.

*bends over, climbs into the test rig*
 
I still have to work out a few kinks in some parts of the story. (Heh, kinks!). But, thankfully, the cover's done.

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Who knows what mysteries lie in that house? *coughBlackfootcough*
 
*wookiee
 
Wookie. This way we can hopefully avoid being sued by George Lu-cash.
 
Exactly. It's all a clever plan! Err, did we remember to mis-spell Wheaton's name too?
 
Exactly. It's all a clever plan! Err, did we remember to mis-spell Wheaton's name too?

Who cares? Roddenberry is dead , his son is a pushover, and everyone hates Braga.
 
Literally everyone who spells 'wookiee' 'wookie' deserves to burn in hell forever.
 
Wokie
Wookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Ewokiee.
 
Our lead star has turned against us!
 
So I made a typo, big whoop.

We can always correct the typo in the second printing and then raise the price on any unsold first editions. PROFIT!!!
 
greedy bastards better give us all free copies for editing.
 
That's okay. I'll breakinto your warehouse and burn it down. After stealing ten copies of the first edition.
 
That's okay. I'll breakinto your warehouse and burn it down. After stealing ten copies of the first edition.


Thanks. I'll make sure to insure the warehouse for $100 million.
 
I'll make sure you're inside the warehouse.
 
*stocks up on flame resistant suits*
 
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