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Cats have tails

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Sometimes when you don't look at a cat for a long time you might forget that they have tails. Then you see one and you're like "a tail!?"
 
I sometimes forget cats have heads.
 
For me it's usually the whiskers. I forget they exist.
 
I often forget about the metal feet, but then I hear that distinctive klunking noise on our wooden floors and I remember.
 
SHUSH IF WE TALK ABOUT METAL FEET, DIRK FUNK WILL BELIEVE WE ARE ELITIST PIGDOGS AND DEVELOP A TWITCH EYEBROW CONDITION FROM WHICH WE WILL BE DOOMED NOT TO MATCH HIS HIGH MARKERS OF POSTING QUALITY!
 
None of my cats have metal feet. Where can I find such a cat?
 
The Cat store!
 
There is a Cat Store?!?
 
I'M SURE WACKY'S CAT HAS MANY INTERESTING 'TAILS' TO TELL!!!!
 
Cats secretly play cards when no humans are watching. They play a complex version of Canasta, but they bid using a system of twitches and bowel movements. The bowel movements would be considered rude in many social situations, but during this game they are accepted as much as you and I might accept a lick of the lips.

The other thing they do is sneak up on people who are typing on computer keyboards and sdfrjashfudioawhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl
 
ANOTHER VICTIM.
 
REMEMBER HEADVOID!
 
Cats never let you forget they have assholes. IN YER FACE, HUMAN.
 
HE TRIED TO WARN US
 
Cats are NEAT!
 
Cats are good for kicking. They are also good for flinging from trebuchets.
 
You should not do either of those things to cats.
 
Yub said:
Cats are good for kicking. They are also good for flinging from trebuchets.
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They make a really good soup too. Its a pain to skin all that fur off them but well worth it.
 
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