Termites EVERYWHERE

[Cassie]

There are termites flying around in the air!

 

[Gagh]

NAPALM MEGADETH!

 

[Cassie]

IT'S THE TERMITE APOCALYPSE! They've allowed us to live in their house for nearly 30 years, now the time has come for them to rule.

 

[FBI parte due]

In all honesty I consider -7 degree winters a completely fair trade for not having giant bugs crawling all over everything all throughout the year.

 

[Gagh]

IT'S THE TERMITE APOCALYPSE! They've allowed us to live in their house for nearly 30 years, now the time has come for them to rule.

In this crazy world gone mad, we won't swat the termites, the termites will swat US!

YOU MANIACS! YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

 

[Consumer]

 

[Cassie]

Fire is probably the only remedy at this point, SRSLY!

FBI, I almost agree with you but termites are small (down here) it's 80 degrees today, and THEY ONLY EAT A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT? IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT.

 

[Gagh]

CASSIE SMASH PUNY TERMITE!

 

[ThatSunrise]

Steel structure FTW.

 

[Cassie]

Or concrete blocks! At least the concrete part of the house will still be standing in a few days.

 

[curiousa2z]

besides, who needs a house when it's 80 degrees outside!!!
omg. in February.
*swoons*

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least all the bees died.

 

[Gagh]

I never trusted them.

 

[Dr Dave]

You think Nuns like bees & termites?

 

[Cassie]

Obviously the nuns, termites, and bees are in league together!

 

[Loktar]

You think Nuns like bees & termites?

I think they're taught in Nun school to like all God's creatures.

 

[Dr Dave]

SEE SEE EVERYBODY!

NUNS ARE EVIL!

 

[Loktar]

SEE SEE EVERYBODY!

NUNS ARE EVIL!

Well, duh! My aunt(died years ago) was a nun and she was one of the meanest bitches I've ever known.

 

[Gagh]

I'm now picturing Whoopie Goldberg from Sister Act hugging the Spanish Bee-Guy from The Simpsons.

 

[Cassie]

ARMED WITH A CAN OF ANT SPRAY AND A VACUUM CLEANER, I DEFEATED THE TERMITES IN AN EPIC BATTLE.