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curiousa2z

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
when I knock over a large mug of coffee there's always a library book in front of it?


Fuuuuuuuuuck.


Does anyone know how to dry books so that librarians won't know you spilled coffee on them?
 
crap, that stain aint coming out though.

where can I run? where can I hide?

Librarians KNOW EVERYTHING
 
Go to an out of town library, on you will never return to again, and swap the books, then take the clean ones back.
 
How bad is the damage?
 
A racoon put the book there.
 
A racoon you say...
 
CUDDLE IT.

It might not dry the book but it would probably make it feel better.
 
I spilled orange on the Tom Bombadil chapters of my copy of LOTR, but it just adds character to them.
 
The worst that will happen is they charge you for a new book.
 
Soon, there will be no library books left in the UK for this kind of thing to happen.
 
Are people eating books?

PEOPLE SHOULD NOT EAT BOOKS!
 
curiousa2z said:
when I knock over a large mug of coffee there's always a library book in front of it?


Fuuuuuuuuuck.


Does anyone know how to dry books so that librarians won't know you spilled coffee on them?
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With my luck it will be your book that I get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL
 
it was a brand-new book.

They already have me on their radar after the awkward incident LAST year involving another brand-new book and an over-flowing flower pot...I now own a former library book with very wavy pages. DON'T try and dry books with hairdryers is all I'm saying.
 
if you don't hear from me MFers, the librarians made me commit seppuku. :(
 
If you're really concerned, you could probably buy a replacement for like $3 off of Amazon and CRAFTILY move the bar code/labels/envelope from the old one to the new one.

There are worse places to throw away your money, though, than at the public library.
 
curiousa2z said:
if you don't hear from me MFers, the librarians made me commit seppuku. :(
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Oh wait, don't get pictures. I just looked up that word and that would be a terrible picture!

I had naughty librarian thoughts in my head of course.
 
Good luck curiousa2z.
 
I am going to be a librarian when I grow up. Tell us how this turns out.
 
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