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Happy birthday William Shatner (80)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Probably the world's greatest living human.

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big love to the shatster, one time.
 
Cassie's probably made him a cock-shaped cake.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ONE TRUE LOVE!
 
DENNY CRANE!

Also Happy Birthday Stephen Sondheim! and Keira Knightly! and:
Reese Witherspoon
Michael Westmore (Trek make-up)
Cole Hauser
Katie Stuart
Samantha Robson
Pat Robertson (Jesus-selling pig fucker)
Bob Costas
Matt Bush (my Glory Daze crush)
Bruno Ganz
Chico Marx
Fanny Ardant
Werner Klemperer
Karl Malden
Lena Olin
Louis L`Amour
Marcel Marceau
Matthew Modine
Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber (he steals everything from other composers, even b'days)
Stephanie Mills
Wolf Blitzer

Also, coming this Saturday: Nimoy turns 80 as well!
 
thats a lot of folks for one day.



FUCK THEM ALL EXCEPT BILL!
 
I hope I look as good as Lena Olin when I'm 56.
 
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Are people going to start living forever soon?

He looks pretty young for 80.
 
Yeah, but being fat smooths out the wrinkles. I hope he lives for a hell of a long time to come, though.
 
Happy Birthday.

A couple weeks (or so) a couple friends and I celebrated both Shaters and Nimoy's birthdays early.
 
I am coming round to this mans general brilliance.
 
5 decades late, but what the meh your nearly there now.
 
Yeah, but being fat smooths out the wrinkles. I hope he lives for a hell of a long time to come, though.
He still trains and rides horses professionally. A lot of that 'fat' is actually stocky muscle.

He is one butch mofo.
 
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You can't fault his work ethic!
 
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER O SHAT!
 
He still trains and rides horses professionally. A lot of that 'fat' is actually stocky muscle.

He is one butch mofo.

Countdown til Sausageman posts that photo of the Shat on the beach... 5... 4... 3...
 
I SAID 'A LOT' NOT ALL I MEAN THE MAN IS AS OLD AS MOST TREES YEEHAW
 
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