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OMG MAKE IT STOP

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
JEEEESUS... it's still raining, now the roof has several more leaks and it just started raining EVEN HARDER. WTF am I gonna dooooooo? I may be forced to move my computer soon. I think the attic is literally full of water.

This shit was suppose to be over an hour and a half ago.
 
DRINK THE RAIN.

(Sorry Cassie.)
 
IT'S OK. I think I'm going to go out in the yard and shake my fist at the sky. MAYBE THAT WILL HELP, MAYBE GOD IS UP THERE LAUGHING AT ME.
 
Good luck.

You should get the roof looked at.
 
You get weather reports by the hour?
 
No! Don't shake your fist!
It keeps raining here too
I have a lake in my yard
sorry about the roof
good luck!
I heard your area was being hit hard
 
Have ducks found your lake?
 
STILL RAINING. Weatherman just said the storm will pass in 2 or 3 MORE hours. FUCKITY FUCK.
 
We're getting our own rain/freezing rain/clumpy snow storm later tonight.

I don't think it's coming from you, it would take too long.

STAY DRY. DRINK A LOT.
 
Time for margaritas!
 
We're getting our own rain/freezing rain/clumpy snow storm later tonight.

I don't think it's coming from you, it would take too long.

STAY DRY. DRINK A LOT.

IT'S ALL PART OF THE SAME COLD FRONT!

I have been watching excited weatherpersons on TV all day, CAN YOU TELL?
 
Maybe it's viral marketing for the Thor movie (if there's thunder.)
 
The weather control machine must dislike Florida.
 
Damn it, I knew the targeting was off. That shit's s'posed'ta be over here, dammit! Over heeeeeeere! :pissed:
 
No rain here.......yet :(
 
IT'S OK. I think I'm going to go out in the yard and shake my fist at the sky. MAYBE THAT WILL HELP, MAYBE GOD IS UP THERE LAUGHING AT ME.

It's raining because God is crying, and he's crying because of something you did.
 
are you still there Cassie? Cassie?
 
I'M ALIVE.

The sun is shining AS IF nothing happened at all.
 
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