I haz girlfriend nao

[Dirk Funk]

I r winner!

I met her through a mutual friend almost a month ago. Things are going really REALLY well.

 

[Loktar]

Congrats.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'm not going to post her picture here, of course.

 

[jack]

Pics or it never happened, permavirgin

 

[Yub]

So....anally violated her yet?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Pics or it never happened, permavirgin

I'll show you privately.

 

[Dirk Funk]

So....anally violated her yet?

Not yet.

 

[jack]

I'll show you privately.

Deal =)

 

[Seph]

you shud try to wear her ass like a hat sometime.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Charming as always, Seph.

 

[Yub]

Not yet.

Well....get busy, already.

 

[Seph]

Charming as always, Seph.

i am what i am.

 

[J&L Massacres]

We're all well aware of your horrible ability to tell the truth, Dirk. No need to reiterate.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Update: Things are still going great. We plan to get married this fall. Probably October.

 

[Loktar]

Congrats.

 

[jack]

I'll show you privately.

She's very nice, actually.

Good work. I was going to ask how it was going before I got distracted by your boob shot. Marriage is cool, but I gotta ask...you met her in March. Do you know where every wart and stuff is yet?

I only say that because I've been married for over 30 years, and it's still challenging.

 

[Donovan]

Congrats or condolences, take both and apply whichever is more appropriate in one year.

 

[rancidmilko]

The snake biting the bitch is hilarious.

 

[Donovan]

The snake biting the bitch is hilarious.

Hard not to stare at it, huh?

 

[rancidmilko]

Hard not to stare at it, huh?

Yeah, it'd be even funnier if it had bitten her boob.