I ate a Muffin

[Love Child]

In the name of building a bridge between two people, a mis-understanding, an assumption, A BIG FAT ASSUMPTION
FROM
A little asain girl at 7 o' clock in the morning who thought I was ignoring her because I did not recieve her email and she blamed me for not including her as part of the team WHEN I GOT in her face and told her THAT I DID NOT IGNORE HER AND DID NOT APPRECIATE BEING ACCUSED OF SUCH AND SUCH ACTION
SHE PURCHASED A MUFFIN FOR ME AND SOME COFFEE TO APOLOGIZE AND I ATE IT, JUST A COUPLE OF BITES
BUT I SHOULD HAVE SMEARED IT IN HER FACE INSTEAD!

 

[Loktar]

*boards the choo choo and dances the unicorn all the way to turtle gum drop*

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps you encountered an agent of THE CHINAMAN?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My feet have dry patches.

 

[Cassie]

A cute little Asian girl?

 

[Love Child]

No, actually a smart know it all Asain woman. I just changed it for the sake of the story. : ( She could be cute in her own way. See how nice I am? Even to those that must purchase muffin to make apology!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE LET'S ALL ASIAN GIRLS DOWN WITH HER BEHAVIOUR

 

[Cassie]

What kind of muffin?

 

[Love Child]

Poppy seed! My favorite too. Did I mention that I dont' eat bread or wheat products anymore SO I SACRIFICED ALOT JUST SO SHE COULD FUCKING APOLOGIZE TO ME!

 

[Love Child]

IF i WAS A VEGETARIAN I AM SURE I WOULD HAVE EATEN A HOT DOG FOR HER IF SHE OFFERED IT TO ME. (No, I really would not have) Maybe, I might have. Who knows.

 

[Love Child]

What kind of muffin?

Your muffin baby! Oh yeah

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Mistress_of_the_sea]

Love Child, are you eating muffins without me again? I am disappointed!