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Happy Wacky Birthday, Wacky (Birthday, Wacky) Birthday!

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

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MAY YOU WAX EXISTENTIAL FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER YEAR (hopefully many).

HAPPY BIRTHDAYNOSE!
 
Happy Birthday, Wacky!
 
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY of your BIRTH, Captain Wacky!
Long may you spam!
:smooch:
 
Happy Birthday, Wacky!
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAINWACKY!

AND YOUR AXE!
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LI'L LI'L SNUGGLEBUNNY!
 
Good things: not being dead.

Bad things: wish I was younger, not a real person FJDASLKGJA AS klhsdgjklh kDIE DIE DFLJKS FUCK Ygfou

I will probably go crazy and tell you all WHAT I REALLY THINK of you after the mild pleasure of my birthday wank wears off. JUST A WARNING.
 
Shit is gunna hit the fan today!
 
I prefer to leave it flaming outside people's doors instead of flinging it into fans. Less messy that way.
 
Nothing like basking in the extended glow of a birthday wank.
 
Let the candle burn a little while!
 
I'm delaying killing you all until tomorrow.
 
Happy Birthday, Wacky! You're one of my favourite people ever, so that's good! Even though I'm not around here much I think of you often and I hope you enjoyed your birthday on some level and wish you many more.
 
I'm delaying killing you all until tomorrow.

Could you reschedule my murder until Tuesday? I have a job fair tommorrow, my nephew's first communion Saturday, and a phone interview to renew my food stamps on Monday.
 
But you can kill me NOW -- I'm working late again. :(
 
Good things: not being dead.

Bad things: wish I was younger, not a real person FJDASLKGJA AS klhsdgjklh kDIE DIE DFLJKS FUCK Ygfou

I will probably go crazy and tell you all WHAT I REALLY THINK of you after the mild pleasure of my birthday wank wears off. JUST A WARNING.

WHaT?!?!?!??!! I missed it?!?!?!?!?!?


Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have an after birthday wank too! Except also do it tomorrow and the next day too!

AND I thought of you today when I saw someone that looked like Natalie or Michelle or PORTMANTRACHTENBURGEMILYGIRLWHOYOUALWAYS TALKABOUTETC ETC ETC
(i know michelle is tomtrek)
Anyway, I saw this girl at school today and I thought, "Wacky totally needs to be here to see this"

Sorry no picture.

My birthday present sucks.

Have a wank wank wank of a day!
 
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN
 
HEY MENTY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WATCHED 'HIM' AND BIG BROTHER 5 LIVE FEED AT THE SAME TIME AND INVENTED WOODEN SOUP ALL IN SAME NIGHT?
 
BIG BOLLOCKS MARIO FTWIMP
 
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