Mentalist to eat TEN cases of fruit cups

[Dr Dave]

In a fruit cup eating contest.

STAY TUNED!

 

[Loktar]

Will he be eating any of the fruit or just the cups?

 

[Dr Dave]

Good question.

The answer is he will be eating the fruit. As for the cups, he will be tossing them at local school children and various dogs he sees.

 

[Loktar]

Good answer!

Thanks.

 

[Dr Dave]

Glad to help.

Ok, Mentalist has started eating the fruit. He's up to 10 cups as of this post.

More to follow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The world record for Eating Things is held by Darth Vader who once ate ten buckets of robot heads in five minutes.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mentalist is now up to 6 cases of fruit cups eaten.

 

[Mentalist]

I ate a tangerine earlier.

 

[headvoid]

I bet he got the peel off in one go. USING ONLY HIS KNOB

 

[Dr Dave]

He got slowed down when he saw some fit ladies.

He's up to 8 fruit cups now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does anyone here ever rub citric acid into their cock?

 

[Dr Dave]

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT MENTALIST!

 

[headvoid]

Does anyone here ever rub citric acid into their cock?

Many lemons died to bring us this information.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I HOPE THE FRUIT WAS IN ITS OWN JUICES RATHER THAN IN HEAVY SYRUP.

HUFFING THAT SYRUP WILL KILL YOU! DEAD! YO UAND YOUR DONG

 

[Dr Dave]

Well folks, he did it.

It was the kind in the hevey syrup.

Mentalist managed to not vomit.

Congratulations Mentalist on eating 10 cases of fruit cups.

 

[Loktar]

Wow, fruit in heavy syrup? An impressive feat indeed.

Congrats, Menty.

 

[Dr Dave]

I ate a tangerine earlier.

Don't be so modest now.