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I hate two fond memories of "life"

I remember in primary school we once hatched a plan to dig down to China. We got about half a foot before shooed away by a teacher, so our next attempt was in a more secluded spot, where we managed to dig down several feet without being detected. The fact that we were digging through a red ant nest eventually deterred us and I'm sad to say we never reached Beijing.
 
lol.. I tried to dig to China in my back yard once or twice. That was a lot of fun, and I dug a hole deep enough to stand in and not be able to see over the edge! My dog helped.
 
I did the dig to China thing once too. Didn't get there.
 
I just wanted to find the "water table," whatever that was.
 
I used to think we lived under the ocean and the white clouds were glaciers, but the water was kept away from us, like in the Abyss, with a water wall, and I was constantly looking for it.
 
I have nothing to add to this list yet.
 
How hot, in retrospect, was the girl who read one of your things?
 
CaptainWacky said:
1) Lining all my Star Wars figures up on the ledge above the stairs when I was a young lad.
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I buried most of my Star Wars figures in the backyard when I was a young lad.
 
I painted my C-3PO figure black with permanent marker for absolutley no reason whatsoever and instantly regretted it.
 
Once your toys go black, they can never go back.

But hey, you made him like 500% cooler.
 
Mentalist said:
I painted my C-3PO figure black with permanent marker for absolutley no reason whatsoever and instantly regretted it.
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Or maybe you somehow knew that C3PO was built by Darth Vader and wanted him to look like his creator.
 
The Tomtrek said:
How hot, in retrospect, was the girl who read one of your things?
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She wore glasses sometimes and had freckles. One time she wore a skirt with a slit up the front(!?) and we (unfairly) called her "the slut with the slit" (but in a jokey way!) She didn't wear it again. She was quite nice at the time.
 
I have to try and remember nice moments too. Some days it is easy, and some days I think I would struggle to get two memories.

Try and remember more happy things on a positive day.

Fuck, when did I turn into Paul McKenna?
 
Paul McKenna is good friends with your hero Russell Brand.
 
I remember the first time I ever saw a dong. My friend Patrick peed behind the shed! (later on, I got mad at him and kicked him in the nuts)
 
did you chop it off and keep it or did that part come later?
 
She probably kicked him in the nuts so hard it fell/flew off.
 
is that what happened loktar?
 
Homo Erectus said:
is that what happened loktar?
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I was merely positing a possible scenario. We'll have to wait until Cassie replies to find out what actually happened.
 
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