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MY NEIGHBOURS TOOK THEIR XMAS LIGHTS DOWN

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
now I have to remove mine. :(
 
dammit.
 
I know how you feel. Our mom made us finally take down the artificial Christmas tree last week.
 
Instead of taking down my decorations, I just go out and find a few more stray cats to adopt.
 
Don't take them down, TURN THEM ON!
 
I DO (the indoor ones, the neighbors and cops made me turn off the outdoor)
 
You might as well just keep them up at this point.
 
I KNOW, EH?
when there were two of us, it was ok, but once we were the ONLY house left on the street I had to bow to conventionality's pressure. :(
 
Tell them you are the recipient of THREE default medals, and you can damn well keep your Christmas lights up year 'round if you want!
 
I KNOW, EH?
when there were two of us, it was ok, but once we were the ONLY house left on the street I had to bow to conventionality's pressure. :(

Tell them to fuck off if they don't like it.
 
One thing I like about apartment living, is that generally speaking, you avoid social interaction with your neighbours.
 
One thing I like about apartment living, is that generally speaking, you avoid social interaction with your neighbours.


Indeed. My last landlady actually held picnics at the apartment for the tenants to try and foster social interactions between neighbors. As you can imagine it was horrible. Luckily I was able to grab some free pizza and soda and manage to escape with very little awkward social interaction.
 
That does sound dreadful.
 
Loktar, you should have been going to those picnics. You could have found yourself a SUGAR MAMMA.
 
Loktar, you should have been going to those picnics. You could have found yourself a SUGAR MAMMA.

I'd rather eat some Sugar Daddies.

And I did go to those picnics. Went for a quick swim, grabbed some free food, got in minimal awkward social interaction, and left very quickly.
 
which was of course the point of the thing.
 
Too much socialness of people I don't know!
 
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