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Spontaneous human combustion

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The best way to die?

Shame it hardly ever happens now.
 
Coolest way to die. Best way would be to die peacefully in your sleep from an overdose of pills.
 
no best way would be to die fucking a hot pair of twins.
 
The burning might hurt before you die.
 
Hmmm.....*goes off to check if his cousins are legal age*

your mother would love that about as much as she wants to know you're a transvestite.
 
your mother would love that about as much as she wants to know you're a transvestite.

Oh I plan on telling my mom about my crossdressing real soon....








On her death bed.:phptwisted:
 
you would definitely put her in her deathbed if you told her.
 
Can you two go derail some threads in the Badlands now? Please?
 
Hmmm.....*goes off to check if his cousins are legal age*

You should find the number for Jerry Springer while your at it.
 
Can you two go derail some threads in the Badlands now? Please?

I'm not derailing, I'm livening up a depressing thread about Wacky wanting to die by spontaneous combustion.

Bah! *slinks away to the Badlands*
 
I would like to spontaneously combust but only if EVERY ATOM COMBUTS AT THE SAME TIME.
 
Which seems unlikely to happen.
 
PENIS ATOMS.
 
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