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[Ilyanna]

Oh please. Three mods fucking in one thread - now THAT'd be +1 for Mongo.

 

[jack]

<3

 

[Ilyanna]

<3 right back atcha

 

[Ilyanna]

Rainbows and daisychains... OMG, it's just like in the old times!! *gets sentimental and fumbles with her new, shiny AA12 to hide her embarrassment*

 

[Gagh]

three fucking mods in one thread?

I'd say +1 for Mongo

Like I barely qualify as a mod. I'm hardly ever here as it is.

 

[Charlemagne]

Out of curiosity Mongo, was Torgo your English teacher?

Not makin' fun of you, just curious.

 

[Kitty]

♥♥♥ Mongo ♥♥♥

 

[Loktar]

KITTY!

WOOHOO!

 

[Falconarg]

Who runs this place?

 

[Ilyanna]

ROFL!

 

[Loktar]

Who runs this place?

Ily?

 

['Gear]

Who runs this place?

I do.

 

[Ilyanna]

I do.

*raises eyebrow and sits upright on her throne*
Are you really sure bout that, honey??

 

['Gear]

Yep. No doubt in my mind.

Whether or not it's true means nothing to me.

I stride forward in confidence. I dominate every situation with my rugged good looks, rock hard cock, brilliant mind and solid steel balls.

Did I mention my total lack of fear compounded by a dark cunning?

It's true.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh if that's the case... *hands him keys to the Badlands* there you go sweetie, how can I put up a fight against such an epitome of manliness and power?







Yeah, right. lol.
*snatches keys away from Gear at the last second, grabs him by the throat and pins him down on the floor.*

I am the Queen of the Badlands.
Don't forget it.
I am all-powerful down here, I am to stay, and I am more badass than you.

Now go to the Tea Room and fetch me some cookies, dearie.

 

['Gear]

You're so cute.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh, and take that kitten with you, if you please - he's been having too much catnip and starts misbehaving.

 

['Gear]

Sorry, I don't do cats.

 

[Ilyanna]

You're so cute.

Wait, does that mean you're not intimidated?
Hell, that didn't happen to me since that darling Dual tried to steal my crown. (he failed and ran off to the Tea Room, fyi)

 

[Ilyanna]

Sorry, I don't do cats.

You're not supposed to do him, that's gross, anyway. Just kick him out and make sure he won't weasel his way back in. Consider it to be an act of protecting me against wild animals, if it makes you feel better