Pinup picture of my fiance

[Charlemagne]

Ya know what's weird? StringTheorist didn't even try to deny this. And neither did Daystrom when it came to Frank N. Furter. I wonder.....

 

[The Question]

TELL HER I WILL DESTROY HER ANUS

Don't do it! You have so much to live for!

 

[Charlemagne]

Hold on, I'm getting a message. It appears I have been misinformed about Daystrom's and StringTheorist's girlfriends. Here they are, being attacked by mutant pterosaurs:

 

[Charlemagne]

DAMN DOUBLE POST!

 

[J&L Massacres]

Here's a pic of Daystrom's "girlfriend":

 

[J&L Massacres]

...why did I just post that?:smfembarrassed:

 

[Charlemagne]

Hot Patootie, bless my soul! I see someone loves that rock-n-roll.

 

[The Question]

The turn this thread has taken compels me to release a gigantic shit. I'll be back in a minute... or 60.

 

[Consumer]

"Tender Subject"

Cute girl, just hate the shorts.

 

[jack]

I will fucking kill you all.

Don't think for a minute I won't.

 

['Gear]

I must admit that I thought for a minute that you won't.

@SB Those shorts are the smallest pants the Jehovah's Witnesses would allow. 'Course that doesn't explain why she's upsidedown.

?

Must be part of Funk's long game.

 

[jack]

I wasn't talking to you anyway.

 

['Gear]

Must be why I thought that.

 

[The Question]

I figured I would post a pinup picture she just had taken, so I could show her off to you lot. (Yes, I do have her permission. She's sitting right here.) :thumb:

Yes, I AM gloating. Suck it, Daystrom.

Have I mentioned that I'd like to put my erect penis into your fiancee's vagina? Repeatedly? Even if you're watching?

 

['Gear]

Even if? How about especially if? Seems like that'd be a great opportunity for a high five.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Too old. Do not want.

 

['Gear]

pssst Dirk - it would seem you're losing the room...

 

[Dirk Funk]

Too old. Do not want.

Well, I'm not actually planning on sharing, you know.

 

['Gear]

Bullshit. You shared a pic so everyone could see what a man you are.

Look don't touch? Heh.

Why would you want people jerking of to your girl? That's kind of weird bro. I'm not sure the Elders would approve.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Bullshit. You shared a pic so everyone could see what a man you are.

You say that like there's something wrong with it.