Next time I fall over, I'm not getting up again

[CaptainWacky]

I'm just going to stay wherever I land for the rest of my short existence.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Welcome to my couch.

 

[Dr Dave]

That would mean CaptainWacky would have to be in your apartment!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COUCHES CAN BE METAPHORICAL. AS CAN CANS OF REFRIED BEANS AND UNICORN SWEAT.

 

['Gear]

I used to have a metaphorical chair. I couldn't bring myself to sit in it.

 

[Dr Dave]

What if CaptaiNWacky is in a room with Fuddlemiff, and Fuddlemiff is sitting down and CaptainWacky falls into a seated position on Fuddlemiff's lap?

What would you do Fuddlemiff?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT INDEED.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

EH EH, NUDGE NUDGE, WINK WANK, ETC.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The rules don't say I can't get up!

 

[Dr Dave]

But will you?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

In time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm going to get up when my food is delivered soon. Then I'm back down again. With a fork.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHERE IS MY FOOD DAMMIT I WANNA GET UP.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You must come with me to Alderaan if you want to learn HOW TO SMEG UP YOUR LIFE LOL LGLDAJakash

 

[Cassie]

I'M TYPING THIS FROM THE FLOOR.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AN IPAD IS NOT A BATHMAT!

 

[Dr Dave]

I'M TYPING THIS FROM THE FLOOR.

YOU NEED A CHAIR!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

AN IPAD IS NOT A BATHMAT!

Correct. But it does have its place in the loo.

*wipes*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ugh. What has loktar done to us all.