What should I do?

[The Question]

Well, dear, you still have me.

<----DOOR PRIZE! :bigass:

 

[Tisiphone]

This mofo drunk dialed me the other night telling me that if were dating and tried to go out with my friends, he'd have to rape me in my garage.

THANKS FOR THE RANDOM DRUNK DIAL, STALKER

 

[CaptainWacky]

Isn't that a pretty bad thing to say.

 

[Cassie]

Tis, I think you need to reevaluate your process of choosing potential mates. SERIAL KILLERS SHOULD BE OFF THE LIST.

 

[Dr Dave]

This mofo drunk dialed me the other night telling me that if were dating and tried to go out with my friends, he'd have to rape me in my garage.

THANKS FOR THE RANDOM DRUNK DIAL, STALKER

Wait what...?

o.0

 

[Tisiphone]

Cassie, I attract serial killers, in a " I wanna make her my accomplice" kinda way.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They will add your distinctiveness to their own.