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If you behave I will allow you to use the "d" word one time this week. Let's say Thursday at 9:55 pm.
 
Donovan said:
If you behave I will allow you to use the "d" word one time this week. Let's say Thursday at 9:55 pm.
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What if I accidently disobey and it comes out sometime before or after Thursday at 9:55 pm? Will I again be reprimanded with an impassioned public tongue-lashing? I don't want to get in trouble.

BTW: ET, PST?
 
Do you know what those abbreviations stand for? Because I don't wanna hear about you Biting The Weiner of an Extra Terrestrial with Post-Surgical Trauma. He probably has enough problems already.
What if I accidently disobey and it comes out sometime before or after Thursday at 9:55 pm?
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If I had a nickel for every time I said this exact word-for-word sentence to my ex-wife...I'd have at least a nickel.
 
Donovan said:
If I had a nickel for every time I said this exact word-for-word sentence to my ex-wife...I'd have at least a nickel.
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:smfwink:

So, Eastern or Pacific Standard Time? I expect some foreplay; I'm not just gonna scream it out without appropriate context, that would be sleazy.

So, Thursday, 3/8/12 at 9:55 pm. I'm excited; it's been almost a whole week.
 
cakewalk said:
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So, Eastern or Pacific Standard Time? I expect some foreplay; I'm not just gonna scream it out without appropriate context, that would be sleazy.
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You gotta stop using fancy words I don't know. This "foreplay" sounds tedious, like remembering what fork to eat my salad with. I think I shall skip it.

I'm excited; it's been almost a whole week.
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If I had a nickel for every....oh wait I already did that joke.
 
Donovan said:
You gotta stop using fancy words I don't know. This "foreplay" sounds tedious, like remembering what fork to eat my salad with. I think I shall skip it.


If I had a nickel for every....oh wait I already did that joke.
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Heartbreaker. I just texted my friends that I was meeting up with "d" at the Tea Room on Thursday night and would have to skip dart/trivia night at the pub. Ah well, they warned me that you were a player and you'd probably just hurt me again. *Forlorn sigh*
 
It's the little ones you slip by now and then that get me.

On another note - If you toggle safesearch on and off in Google you get drastically different results when you search German Creampie.
 
wait, there's a safesearch function in Google? Dammit, that explains why my nieces are always so hell-bent on using my comp for their "homework".

LOL, if I adjust it to "strict", it shows me no entries containing 'creampie'. Not one. Not even the legit food ones. That's really, really, really strict.
 
The question remains, is spattering pecker snot on a girls uvula foreplay?
 
depends on the time needed for said pecker to rise again. Too long: girl gets bored and starts house-cleaning.
 
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