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DLA seizes control of the Badlands

OnyxOverdrive

OnyxOverdrive

stealth ninja
you are either with us or against us
 
resistance is futile
 
Penis is fertile.
 
The Badlands was founded as an HQ for the DLA

we are restoring it to its rightful owner after the evil Pickle regime and the Mirah/Love Cunt dynasty

she will be put on trial for war crimes

all hail your new Badlands leader Onyxoverdrive
 
I will reserve my "hailing" until Ily, Dual/Omar, and Dirk respond to this most dramatic and entertaining power grab.
 
Quite a grab. Did you remember to hide the tootsie rolls?
 
Sorry Onyx I must follow the boobies.

ALL HAIL ILY!
 
The dick is either for me or against me.
 
I thought that saying was

"the dick is either in me or unimportant"? Heh, the things I learn on the internet.
 
I give you the badlands
take it now
take it from me
you will see
it is not what you think
 
Are you offering
Or just teasing?
I can never tell
They always say
Try a rusty sword
To render them speechless
Absent of word
If I take it from you
What happens next?
My fingers cross themselves
When I try to text
 
You have no border control. I was not required to show a visa or passport or cover charge when entering the Badlands. So, how'dya figure you control this place? What is the incentive to join the DLA?
 
you'll be on the winning side when we take over TK and overthrow the corrupt admin regime.

If you don't join us you'll be perma banned like all the other traitors once the revolution comes
 
*Yawns*
 
Listen, Onyx, you gotta actually WIN the revolution before you can start with the permabans, not before or during the revolution. Get your priorities straight.

IF (and I cannot emphasize that word enough) I decided to join the DLA, by the way, what does DLA stand for, no not your political stance but the initials, oh, let me guess. . .Dicks Laying Around? No? Okay. Sorry, where was I? I seem to have lost my train of thought. I'm easily distracted lately. Can't seem to remember why, but. . .no matter.

Oh, yeah, IF I decided to join Dicks Laying Around, uh. . .sorry, DLA do you have a pension plan? What are your health benefits? Do I get a 10% discount? Are there dues? When are the meetings held? Who are the officers and directors of the club? It is a club isn't it? Can I get a free CarFax with that? What about credit checks? Can I get free checking? Do you have a VISA or Mastercard offer with low initial interest rate? Do you have an life insurance policy thast you carry on all members? Do you have an HR department? Do you have free legal assistance? Do you do unscheduled drug testing? Do you run a background check? And the most important question, do you have to have a dick in order to join, or can you just be one if you don't have one?
 
Its Dicks Laying Around, you can probably borrow a spare one from Cassie.
 
Department of Lazy Administrators
 
THE DUAL LIBERATION ARMY WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!

YOUR RESISTANCE IS NOTED AND WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY ONCE WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE BADLANDS AND THEN THE ENTIRE BOARD.

WE HAVE ENOUGH KARMA RESERVES TO FIGHT AND PUNISH ANYONE WHO DEFIES US

COMPLY OR DIE
 
I need to know who's in charge so I can suck up to them. Has this power struggle been resolved yet?
 
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