Should I put my penis on deep freeze to stop me wanking?

[CaptainWacky]

I could pee out of a tube or something.

 

[Loktar]

No. Why would you want to stop wanking?

 

[Filthy Whore]

If you do, please take a photo.

 

[Cassie]

You could try brillo gloves.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I need a wank break.

 

[Loktar]

I need a wank break.

I use to tell my bosses at work the same thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is actually very serious.

 

[Cassie]

Put your hands in the freezer, then touch your penis.

 

[Seph]

Everytime you think of having a wank Muay Thai elbow your groin you will quit soon enough.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Put your hands in the freezer, then touch your penis.

No, some people would get a thrill from that.

When you feel like wanking, just think of NEMESIS.

 

[Loktar]

This is actually very serious.

Become a eunuch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've decided to kill myself.

 

[Cassie]

THINK OF JANEWAY'S BUN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

More motivation to end it all!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IAN'S DOING VERY WELL SO FAR!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ian with an R?

 

[Cassie]

REMEMBER CHAKOTAY!