Mentalist prances around his home naked singing "I'VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE HITLER"

[CaptainWacky]

I have proof (in my wank bank.)

 

[Cassie]

I bet he pretends the banana he's holding is a microphone.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He pretends it's my face and steps on it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He also puts on a wig and shakes his hips and wags his finger singing "HEY I JUST MET YOU ALL (TEN YEARS AGO) THIS IS CRAZY (HOW I'VE DISAPPEARED) BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER (ACTUALLY IT'S THE NUMBER TO GET THE WEATHER IN SKOKIE ILLINOIS) SO CALL ME NEVER YOU FUCKING FUCKS!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WISH I COULD QUIT HIM.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Brokeback Mentalistasdfgfa

 

[CaptainWacky]

THIS WILL BE THE NEW MENTY BUMP THREAD LOL.

 

[headvoid]

I say we overthrow our oppressors

 

[headvoid]

He pretends it's my face and steps on it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...how did you get a picture of me?

 

[Dr Dave]

You know headvoid and his access to SECRET cameras!

 

[Cassie]

I AM AROUSED.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mentalist travelled back in time to teach Caligula a thing or two about depravity.

 

[curiousa2z]

so THAT'S where my bloody Time MAchine has gone!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or WHEN it's gone...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mentalist tricked Gagh into liking Kelly Brook, knowing that she would go slightly downhill eventually.

 

[headvoid]

Mentalist is in fact an Investment Banker who runs TrollKingdom as part of his "reach out to the community" programme

 

[CaptainWacky]

The autistic community.